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[sorcyress]

You know, on the one hand, it's nice to have an active muse, who gives me actual ideas on what to write.

However, could it *possibly* be a little less, oh, pornographic? And if it absolutely *has* to be porn, could it possibly be a little less focused on writing a story that focuses primarily on the sex life of Moist?!¹

(The slash is okay though. The slash that my brain has come up with thus far has been very sweet and innocent and mostly unrequited. Which is good, because my love for Neil Patrick Harris is entirely too light and fluffy to ever contemplate writing porn about him.)

***

Skipping sunspiral's end of the summer party, because I am a bad person. And I have a lot of homework to do, which I'm sure I'll get to any moment now. Sigh. On the plus side of everything, if I do my homework (and eat an actual, non-candy meal) I get to go dancing. And do some tech work, and maybe earn monies. Which would be good, because jere7my lives next to the most amazing used bookstore the world has ever known, and it keeps being open right around the time I am going to his house for whatever reason.

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Speaking of going to jere7my's for whatever reason, the Shlock Therapy night last night was pretty much completely awesome. We watched 'Zombie Lake', which is just a general bad movie, and 'The Wasp Woman', which is the most recent Cinematic Titanic offering.

It wound up being seven of us, including our hosts --jere7my and his lovely wife adfamiliares², B Dan (who probably has a livejournal, which I should probably fine being as I've decided to stalk him³), Chaos, Jerome, and SCD Beth⁴. The latter three I know primarily through SCD, which made it especially neat to hang out with them in a non-dance setting.

Zombie Lake has nazi zombies that are meant to be creepy and aren't, and a little girl who is not meant to be creepy, but is. ("I need a bucket of fresh blood...") It also has a lot of nudity. No, I mean, a *lot* of nudity. Beth, Jerome, and I spent part of the walk to the bus discussing how many over puberty and under fifty female characters there were that didn't take off their clothes, and we think the number is two and a half. My rough guess of the non-clothed women in that age range is...twelve. Or more.

The Wasp Woman had...well...bugs. And bad costume jobs. And guinea pigs that turned into rats. And a *pipe!* But most importantly, it had Joel, Mary Jo, TV's Frank, J. Elvis, and Dr. omgponies Forrester⁵. They do the riffing so we don't have to.

Annnnndyeah. Homework time.

~Sor
MOOP!

1: From Dr. Horrible.
2: I spelled that right on the first try! I am so proud!!
3: Well, I mean, I've been flirting with stalking flirting with his girlfriend all summer. I figure I ought to flirt with make friends with him too.
4: Because there are a few too many Beths in the world, and therefore I must occasionally quantify.
5: What? He has a bright green lab coat! I'm allowed to love him!!

Comments

[jere7my.livejournal.com]

Glad you had fun. :) BDan is tirerim.

No Party for Kat

[dhs.livejournal.com]

Sad that you won't be at EOS party. But I guess I'll see you somewhere less hectic, so that will be fine. Enjoy the dancing. Hopefully, that will include Tech Squares on Tuesday.

1: Where else would he be from?

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

my love for Neil Patrick Harris is entirely too light and fluffy to ever contemplate writing porn about him.

Never watch How I Met Your Mother. It will only end in tears and/or horrified fascination.

[naiad-kitty.livejournal.com]

I got very excited, and then read the footnote and it's not Moist Von Lipwig (Discworld) porn. *sigh*

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Which is good, because my love for Neil Patrick Harris is entirely too light and fluffy to ever contemplate writing porn about him.
That's okay, whenever I try my brain goes "Screw sex, ROLLER COASTERS! WHEE!"
Not that I'm, you know, trying to write porn about Neil Poon Handler Patrick Harris.

5: What? He has a bright green lab coat! I'm allowed to love him!!
I read this before I read the bit that it's attached to, so at first I thought maybe you meant Beakman.

[tirerim.livejournal.com]

<stalks back>

[stgreyhounds.livejournal.com]

Given the nature of Moist's power, I'm surprised there's not more of it. He should have much better luck with women.

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

Skipping sunspiral's end of the summer party, because I am a bad person.

I did too, as I am also a bad person. I would have gone with you and all!