Sorcy User Manual: The Care and Feeding of THIS Introvert

In writing this entry, I posted on Twitter "Writing more of my user manual. Is it arrogant, to suggest how people should best interact with me, or self-aware?"

Foster replied with "I think it's self aware to figure out such details but arrogant to expect that anyone will read it."

So, like everything in my journal, I will assume you didn't read it unless you tell me otherwise. That's absolutely okay, you don't *have* to read anything I post, especially not when it's this self-serving. I really truly honestly don't mind. That being said, I present the first part in what might wind up being an ongoing series:

The Care and Feeding of THIS Introvert
-A subsection of the "How To Take Care of a Sorcyress" user-manual-

( So, I am an introvert. )

YAY ALL THE WORDS OMG.

~Sor
MOOP!

1: There are exceptions to this. If you're Dating (And I mean capital letters and I call you boyfriend and you were one of the first four [REDACTED]s in this post) me is usually a pretty decent exception, though you still damn well better understand that I will kick your ass on the curb and make you entertain yourself if I am busy, at least for a little while. Veronica is also permitted to do this, if she finds herself inclined. My immediate family is theoretically allowed, but I reserve the right to be doing something they find scandalous when they show up.

Seriously though, if you want to visit me _let me know_. I cannot always drop pre-arranged plans just for you, no matter how lovely you are, and I won't always want to. If I know you're coming, I can make the plans around you.

2: The Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency! Nothing weird or secret ever happens here, nope, not ever, what other room?

Also, yes I spelled that right.

3: This is actually, you know, a pretty big "Sorcy is shutting down" warning sign in general. Specific ways to deal with it will be discussed in another section of this user manual, but the quick and dirty way to reboot a sorcyress involves leaving her alone with a source of VERY LOUD music. Yes, that includes her ipod and headphones.

Oh yeah, sundries

Woot, sundries!

*Further update on that LBGT YA article I posted. Sortof a roundup of ALL THE DRAMAS to do with it.

There's a lot of dramas. It's a long round-up.

*I'm sure everyone's seen this by now, but just in case: Doctor Who and kittens: Blink cat

*You can just. Say. No.

*This is a pretty adorable way to ask someone out.

*True Story of how Darren Criss (Blaine) joined the cast of Glee.

*Post-vegan writes about the decision to return to being an omnivore, for her own health.

*I fully expect this to make EVERYBODY angry with me: Ke$ha versus the Beatles: Tik Tok Together. And it that isn't enough maybe this'll be: I think it sounds pretty grand.

This is the point where, on tumblr, I would have a .gif informing you all to "LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE". Or maybe a "Haters Gonna Hate" one, I'm still not up on my tumblrosity.

*Photographer decides that she's not willing to shoot girls who had been maintaining hurtful and bullying Facebook pages. Small joys.

*Scroll down for the commentary; Dear artists, this is how you SHOULD be drawing your female superheroes. She looks great, and athletic, and strong, while still being sexy, without pandering.

*Italian MEP brings her daughter to work, like ya do. Because you shouldn't have to choose between career and family.

*Presenting, a quick reference to sex, gender, presentation, and orientation. It's not perfect, but it's pretty damn good.

*I find this piece on breastfeeding and sexuality and art to be absolutely fascinating.

*Here is a heartbreaking critique of Draco Malfoy.

*Sometimes the Bloggess is hilarious, and sometimes she is heartbreaking.

Today, as Victor drove me home so I could rest, I told him that sometimes I felt like his life would be easier without me. He paused and said, “It might be easier, but it wouldn’t be better.”

*""Here is Everything I Learned Living in New York"

*Awesome jacket. Scroll down for bad puns.

*Muppets meet Doctor Who.

*I have laughed forever. Why we need the Oxford comma (a little risque)

*This picture makes me delightfully happy.

It occurs to me that my sundries are getting more silly as I run around on tumblr. I am okay with this, honestly.

And maybe I should just port all these posts over to SorSpeaksWords, and get all the sundries done, and that'll be lovely and out of my way. And I can use kdsorceress for some _actual fucking blogging, thanks._

That rant is less relevant to-day, when I wrote 1600 words about myself. And also some words about dancing. Yay!

~Sor
MOOP!