Important Collegiate Question: ((And some other observations))

What is the absolute least classy container you can drink wine from?

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Lauren and Emily got me a more scandalous birthday present than the presents Veronica got. This only means something to about one of you, but that's okay.

They also got me a FUCKING LABCOAT with "Dr. Sorcyress" embroidered above the pocket in BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE! To say I am psyched about it is a bit of an understatement.

(It has interior pockets, and slits to get to the pants pockets, and exterior pockets, and did I mention BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE embroidery and ee!

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I try not to lech after my roommates, but when my gorgeous blonde roomie who spent the summer toning her body on a bicycle asks if people are chill with nudity, it's very difficult not to.

I love this house so much.

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Tipsy mad-libs? Awesome.

~Sor
MOOP!