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"Oh no. Now you'll expose our Hot Dickings to the world."
"Yes! I will go put it on my blog!"
"Oh no! Everyone in the world reads your blog! In a week, it will be on xkcd!"

Context is for wussies. People who have been watching too much Titus are not wussies.

ETA: "You're Adorable!"
"Funny, I was going to say a dork!"
"He's adorkable!"
"Considering the meaning of the word dork, that's not a good thing."
"He's whale-penis-able?"
"Yes, it means he is able to whale penis, but does that mean he's giving or recieving?"
"Maybe it's both!"
"At the same time?"
"If I find some whales who are open minded enough."
"They are looking for hot bi humans!" (Later revised to hot human babes)