I'd like some advice

So, I have arbitrarily decided that I am going to write a little advice booklet entitled "How not to totally fuck up in romantic relationships", or something like that. I am then going to give a copy to my little sister at the end of the summer, in order to start off her tenth grade year.

This is mostly because I like hearing different takes on romance and love and relationships and how not to fuck up in them, but partly because I came to the realization just now that my sister is the same age I was when I had my first relationship that had an impact on my life. Oh god, I'm old.

(((Secret trick to make yourself stop feeling old? Make someone else seem older than you. The phrase "Oh god, he's* been using that handle almost as long as/longer than I've been alive, hasn't he?" is a good one for that.)))

BUTYES! Advice!! What advice do you have for people in relationships. I'm open to anything, lesbian, bisexual, poly, queer, age-gap, high school, the romance side of things, the sex side of things (though my dear sweet baby sister is never allowed to have sex, ever), etc, etc, etc.

( Here's some stuff I've already got. )

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Comments are not screened, if you want to give advice, but don't want my mom to see it (she DOES read this journal), my e-mail address continues to be kdsorceress at gmail dot com, same as it's always been.

Thanks!

~Sor
MOOP!

*Magus, guesses around '92, knows he was using it by '95; jere7my, somewhere around '85. Oh Jesus sweet god, I am young (born near the end of '89). (Though I've been using Sorceress or some variation thereof for about eight years now, which is pretty good, considering my age.) How long have you been using your primary handle?

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Hey, everyone who has ever bought a shirt from shirt.woot!¹

I really *really* want this shirt. I think it would be super-fantastic if I could buy this shirt. Unfortunately, it needs at least 200 votes to go up into the fog.

If you have the ability to vote, and have no other preference, go toss a vote for this shirt. Because, yes, the pirates and ninjas theme is way overdone², but this shirt is really just exceptional.

Shirt!

Thanks and stuff.

~Sor
MOOP!

1: Shirt Woot is an awesome little service --one shirt a day, 10.00, no shipping, is sold until it sells out. Sometimes it's kinda eh, sometimes it's the best thing ever. Totally worth tossing on your daily list of things to check, though.

2: Well, I like overdone themes and general internet memes. I still find the phrase "All your base are belong to us" funny. I also like lolcats. I pretty much just like stupid humour. You can begin hating me whenever you find convenient.

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Yeah, reamember like...a month ago when I said I was going to try to make only one post a day? I was lying.

Also, remember when I didn't actually tell anyone of my secret intent to try and make my livejournal a somewhat more intelligent place, and less "bleh, here is my day and a meme!"? I was lying about that too.

Here is my day and a meme.

Day: Working at the thrift store. This is pretty much the best thing ever, albeit dangerous for my wallet. It's going to be awesome for you lot, as you get to see pictures of all the horrors I encounter. Oh wait, did I say awesome...?

Meme: (Stollen for cats_n_crying)

Look up your name at Urban Dictionary
Post what you find here.

1. Kat
Term refering to the hottest woman in the room.
A: Dude, that chick is such a Kat!
B: Yeah, she's even got a Kat's ass!

( Less awesome definitions for the word 'Kat' )

And, since they offer it up as something as having a definition...

1. Kat's ass
an ass of the goddesses, it is firm but yet soft to the touch, it makes any man's dick stand up as the grab it firmly, you will never want to touch any other ass if you ever get a chance to touch this one
"I touched Kat's ass the holy grail of asses"

"Dude after touching Kat's ass I'm never going to wash my hand again

2. Kat's ass
Not quite a ba-dunk-a-dunk, but deffinately not a ba-dink-a-dink
S: Wow Kat's ass is a ba-dink-a-dink!
R: No way man! Kat has a great ba-dunk-a-dunk!
P: I think that it is right between the two.

"Not quite a ba-dunk-a-dunk but definitely not a ba-dink-a-dink" is *so* going into my userinfo's testamonials. Because, c'mon now, that's awesome. Awesome.

~Sor
MOOP!