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sorcyressI wrote this last night before I went to bed. This should clear up some stuff...
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Why do people ALWAYS assume they know exactly who I have a crush on? It's been going on since at least 7th grade, and I don't think anyone's ever guessed right. Ever. Plus, all these people teasing me about ASSUMED crushes just make me very certain that if I DO wind up with a crush on someone, the chances of my telling ANYBODY who it is are decreased to something approximating a 1 in a billion chance. Sorry folks, but I'm. Not. (That). Dumb. If I'm going to get teased for admiting the object of my current desires, why should I bother?
Oddly enough however, no one has ever acussed me of, guessed, or even TRIED to guess any of my female crushes. I wouldn't advise trying it though, I only currently have 1 and it's fading fast. Plus I'm most likely never going to see her again in our collective lives, so, whatever.
So, for the record:
A) I do not have any sort of love crush desire lust etc (except for the friendship kind) for a certain techie/sluggite heading off to collage. STOP INSINUATING I DO! Since I've returned from camp, I've had at least three people ask me and I'm getting a little tierd of it.
B) I am QUITE crush free at the moment. Enjoy your happy little romantic relationships, just keep me out of them since I don't give a damm.
C) In case you don't know by now, I'm expirimenting/bisexual. Meaning: I like girls about as much as I like boys. Maybe more.
D) I don't like boys very much.
E) Most of my closest friends at the moment have never teased me about relationships, never assumed I was interested in anyone, and, oddly enough, don't really seem that interested in finding a SO at the moment either. Think on that.
F) I don't have a significant other and I don't want one, mostly because I have no freaking clue what I'd DO with one. I am an introvert and an individualist and, while I'm happy that you've managed to find yourself that special someone, stop trying to hook me up.
G) I am not, in any capacity whatsoever, a slut whore prostitute skank wench ho etc. Surprising as this may seem, I don't engage in random acts of sex. Anyone who hasn't managed to figure that out yet probably doesn't know me very well. Anyone who implies that I am one of the above is going to get a very hard kick in the crotch. Male or female, it still hurts us just not as much.
H) Contrary to popular belief, I don';t actually get really Kiki-on-Pixie-Sticks hyper when I drink lots of caffinne. Mostly I just get a mild headache. Sugar on the other hand...
I) Tea is actually quite good, and I think I've had it more times in the past six six months then I've ever had it in my life. In the past six months I've met Bernie + Joe. Go. Figure.
J) I'm not writing this in pink, I'm writing this in light red. Get it straight.
(((It was dark and I wasn't feeling ambitious enough to find a working men or a sharpened pencil. I wrote the whole thing with orange and pink markers instead.)))
K) Oh good, I can stop now that we've gotten to the good letter. I'm going to bed now, goodnight.
End Transmission:0152 hours
~Sorceress/Kat
MOOP!
Start Transmission:0130 hours
Why do people ALWAYS assume they know exactly who I have a crush on? It's been going on since at least 7th grade, and I don't think anyone's ever guessed right. Ever. Plus, all these people teasing me about ASSUMED crushes just make me very certain that if I DO wind up with a crush on someone, the chances of my telling ANYBODY who it is are decreased to something approximating a 1 in a billion chance. Sorry folks, but I'm. Not. (That). Dumb. If I'm going to get teased for admiting the object of my current desires, why should I bother?
Oddly enough however, no one has ever acussed me of, guessed, or even TRIED to guess any of my female crushes. I wouldn't advise trying it though, I only currently have 1 and it's fading fast. Plus I'm most likely never going to see her again in our collective lives, so, whatever.
So, for the record:
A) I do not have any sort of love crush desire lust etc (except for the friendship kind) for a certain techie/sluggite heading off to collage. STOP INSINUATING I DO! Since I've returned from camp, I've had at least three people ask me and I'm getting a little tierd of it.
B) I am QUITE crush free at the moment. Enjoy your happy little romantic relationships, just keep me out of them since I don't give a damm.
C) In case you don't know by now, I'm expirimenting/bisexual. Meaning: I like girls about as much as I like boys. Maybe more.
D) I don't like boys very much.
E) Most of my closest friends at the moment have never teased me about relationships, never assumed I was interested in anyone, and, oddly enough, don't really seem that interested in finding a SO at the moment either. Think on that.
F) I don't have a significant other and I don't want one, mostly because I have no freaking clue what I'd DO with one. I am an introvert and an individualist and, while I'm happy that you've managed to find yourself that special someone, stop trying to hook me up.
G) I am not, in any capacity whatsoever, a slut whore prostitute skank wench ho etc. Surprising as this may seem, I don't engage in random acts of sex. Anyone who hasn't managed to figure that out yet probably doesn't know me very well. Anyone who implies that I am one of the above is going to get a very hard kick in the crotch. Male or female, it still hurts us just not as much.
H) Contrary to popular belief, I don';t actually get really Kiki-on-Pixie-Sticks hyper when I drink lots of caffinne. Mostly I just get a mild headache. Sugar on the other hand...
I) Tea is actually quite good, and I think I've had it more times in the past six six months then I've ever had it in my life. In the past six months I've met Bernie + Joe. Go. Figure.
J) I'm not writing this in pink, I'm writing this in light red. Get it straight.
(((It was dark and I wasn't feeling ambitious enough to find a working men or a sharpened pencil. I wrote the whole thing with orange and pink markers instead.)))
K) Oh good, I can stop now that we've gotten to the good letter. I'm going to bed now, goodnight.
End Transmission:0152 hours
~Sorceress/Kat
MOOP!
