Pornography!
Feb. 5th, 2014 10:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sorcyressHere is the good thing in my life, one of the best and nicest things.
It is February, a bleak and grey month, and though I am a couple days late with the announcement, February is host to The Seventh Annual Less-Than-Thirty-One-Words Porn Contest!
This is not actually a competition so much as an excuse for creative exercise! The goal of the project is to write erotic and/or pornographic stories, using only 30 words or fewer. That's it. 30 is fine. 29 is fine. 31 is RIGHT OUT, and so are all numbers higher.
All the comments are screened, and will never be unscreened. You can post under your real user ID or anonymously. No one ever has to know who wrote what (including me), unless you decide to say.
My friends are mindblowingly creative, which means that I've received literally hundreds of these erotic short stories so far. I have received fanfiction and funny stories and things that made me go "oh!" and kink and fetishes and sweet loving romance that made me go "aww!" and everything else under the sun. I have received porn in, I believe, seven different languages1. This contest is meant to bring some of the awful out of February, and it does that so well.
Entries will be collected all month, and posted sometime around the 28th. Hopefully not in March, like I did last year. Feel free to spread the word of this contest as much as you would like, and whereever you would like. Hell, feel free to post about it on Facebook or something, if that's what suits you, just please (if you know it) keep my wallet name2 separate from my handle.
Now go my friends, and WRITE! And if you need inspiration...read: 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008.
~Sor
MOOP!
1: ASL, Chicken, Latin, Perl, Russian, Spanish, and Japanese. Probably also lolcat at some point, though I can't remember a specific. Maybe this year will include Dogespeak?
2: I forget who I first heard this term from, but I love it so so so much. Sor, Kat, and Erik are all my "real name" in equal part. None of them are the name I apply to jobs under or get things out of the bank with.
It is February, a bleak and grey month, and though I am a couple days late with the announcement, February is host to The Seventh Annual Less-Than-Thirty-One-Words Porn Contest!
This is not actually a competition so much as an excuse for creative exercise! The goal of the project is to write erotic and/or pornographic stories, using only 30 words or fewer. That's it. 30 is fine. 29 is fine. 31 is RIGHT OUT, and so are all numbers higher.
All the comments are screened, and will never be unscreened. You can post under your real user ID or anonymously. No one ever has to know who wrote what (including me), unless you decide to say.
My friends are mindblowingly creative, which means that I've received literally hundreds of these erotic short stories so far. I have received fanfiction and funny stories and things that made me go "oh!" and kink and fetishes and sweet loving romance that made me go "aww!" and everything else under the sun. I have received porn in, I believe, seven different languages1. This contest is meant to bring some of the awful out of February, and it does that so well.
Entries will be collected all month, and posted sometime around the 28th. Hopefully not in March, like I did last year. Feel free to spread the word of this contest as much as you would like, and whereever you would like. Hell, feel free to post about it on Facebook or something, if that's what suits you, just please (if you know it) keep my wallet name2 separate from my handle.
Now go my friends, and WRITE! And if you need inspiration...read: 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008.
~Sor
MOOP!
1: ASL, Chicken, Latin, Perl, Russian, Spanish, and Japanese. Probably also lolcat at some point, though I can't remember a specific. Maybe this year will include Dogespeak?
2: I forget who I first heard this term from, but I love it so so so much. Sor, Kat, and Erik are all my "real name" in equal part. None of them are the name I apply to jobs under or get things out of the bank with.