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Many years ago, [personal profile] ancientsong and [profile] grimclown hosted a party that was an "amateur skills talent show". Everyone who attended was encouraged to stand up and show off one awesome skill they had...with the caveat that they had to be an amateur at it, it had to be something for which they'd never been paid.

Ever since, I've used that definition of professional. You are a professional at something when you have been paid to do it. And oh sure, that can be a bit of a stretch sometimes --I've been paid to help people move, but I wouldn't call me a professional mover for instance-- but in general, it makes a nice rule of thumb. A fun little parlour trick, to pull out and compare lists of things that one has done professionally versus not.

By this definition, I've been a professional at lots of things. For more than a decade, I've been getting paid to do babysitting and mother's helpering. In 2006, I spent a season working at the renfaire as a candlemaker, as a soapmaker, and as a busker. The summer of 2007, I got a job working at Target, making me a professional floor clerk/cashier (I upgraded to working at my thrift store for the two summers after that).

Between 2008 and 2010, I attended a handful of anime cons where I was paid to be a booth babe. Far more importantly, at those cons, I was given my first opportunity to sell earrings I had made, making me a professional jewelrymaker. After the thrift store folded, I spent more time babysitting, but also started picking up odd jobs, including a reoccuring gig as a housecleaner. For two years in a row, I was roped in by a local small press to help them get out their biggest yearly shipment of books --a professional at packaging and mailing books.

After I graduated college in 2011, I utterly failed to find myself something in my career field. So I applied to Dunk*n D*nuts instead, and became a professional member of food service. That went pretty well for all of six weeks, and then I got a new manager, and let's just say I'm astounded I lasted as long as I did. For a few months after, I supplemented my meager savings by taking surveys and participating in psychiatric studies.

The summer of 2012, my predilection for odd jobs exploded. I've done any number of things for money since-- packed houses, moved people, unpacked houses, organized bookshelves, weeded gardens, mowed lawns. Despite my claims, I never quite stooped to dancing on tables --or maybe it's just that no one offered me the job!

For more than a year, I've been working as a paid intern for a friend of mine who owns a small company. I've learned bits of graphic design and database software, prepped and mailed an astounding amount of product, helped make videos and promotional materials, and on one memorable occasion, was encouraged to toss a package out a window. That's right. I am a professional defenestrator.

The first time I was ever paid to do something by someone other than my parents (parents don't count, or I could add any amount of organization and leaf raking and professional tourism and putting together Dad's computer stuff to the list) was probably in 2001 or 2002. So in twelve or thirteen years, I've done a lot of different stuff for money.

I'm a professional at a lot of things.

And about ninety minutes ago, I received an itty bitty insignificant slip of paper, which I took, and put into my bank account.

As of today, I am a professional teacher.

~Sorcyress
MOOP!

on 2012-11-20 09:01 pm (UTC)
harena: (Ferret Hgugles)
Posted by [personal profile] harena
Yayayayay, Professional Teacher! *hguglebugglewuggles* :D

on 2012-11-21 02:49 am (UTC)
mindways: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] mindways
Woooo! :)

on 2012-11-20 09:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] archangelwells.livejournal.com
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

on 2012-11-20 09:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] werewulf.livejournal.com
You're a star.

and I am very proud to be the mom of a professional teacher.

(Of course, I'm proud of you anyway... even if *gulp* you turn out to be a professional lapdancer)

on 2012-11-20 10:18 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] luckylefty.livejournal.com
Congrats!

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Congrats!

<adds "become a professional defenstrator" to list of life goals>

on 2012-11-20 10:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com
Congratulations!

on 2012-11-20 11:28 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] leiacat.livejournal.com
Congrats!

on 2012-11-20 11:41 pm (UTC)

on 2012-11-21 12:20 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] grail76.livejournal.com
Yay. Feels good, doesn't it?

on 2012-11-21 01:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jannyblue.livejournal.com
YAAAAAAAY!!! :-D

on 2012-11-21 01:24 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] blueeowyn.livejournal.com
Go You!

on 2012-11-21 02:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] miriampenguin.livejournal.com
Awesome. :)

on 2012-11-21 02:30 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] meanfreepath.livejournal.com
Congratulations! (I must add, however, that professional defenestrator is pretty awesome.)

on 2012-11-21 02:59 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] netpositive.livejournal.com
You're a pro. Three cheers and a tiger for you!

on 2012-11-21 04:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] anu3bis.livejournal.com
Most excellent!

on 2012-11-21 04:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] vvalkyri.livejournal.com
And congratulations!

on 2012-11-21 05:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] macaroniandtuna.livejournal.com
Hooray! Good for you!

on 2012-11-21 12:04 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mogwit.livejournal.com
Congratulations!!

on 2012-11-21 02:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] 42itous.livejournal.com
Painter, too.

And YAY TEACHER -- glad to hear they finally got around to paying you. ;)

on 2012-11-21 03:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] aliothsan.livejournal.com
*cheers*

on 2012-11-21 05:20 pm (UTC)
mneme: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] mneme
Congratulations!

on 2012-11-21 07:43 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lex-of-green.livejournal.com
Hey, that's an impressive sack of stuff! My sack of professional things is nowhere near as extensive, although I guess I've been paid to turn people into zombies a few times, making me a professional necromancer.

Congrats on the teaching. :-)

I realize you probably wrote "Dunk*n D*nuts" to avoid search engines and whatnot, but when I look at that I just want to call the place D&D!nuts. And so I think I will.

on 2012-11-21 09:00 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ultimatepsi.livejournal.com
Awesome!

on 2012-11-24 02:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gnibbles.livejournal.com
Wooooooooo! <3

on 2012-11-25 02:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] turnberryknkn.livejournal.com
Congratulations. :-)

on 2012-12-02 04:41 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] hermitgeecko.livejournal.com
Belatedly - congratulations and hooray!

Also? I like your definition because it means I can be a professional harpist.

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