MOOP!

I'd probably be on weak ground with "I AM A TERRORIST" because of the oft-raised "yelling fire in a crowded theater" exception for free speech. So "FUCK THE TSA", unless I can think of something better.

If I had the money to blow on lost tickets, what I would really do is just breeze on through security as if, y'know, I had paid for a flight and had a right to proceed to my plane without further hassle -- walk around the device, cut over to another entrance, whatever. Answer politely but firmly when asked to stop (after determining that there was no *good* reason to stop, of course). Completely ignore the existence of the security checkpoint without actually doing anything illegal or rude, and see what happens. There are certainly enough horror stories out there -- but is that what *usually* happens, or are they outliers?

And I am trying desperately to work up a song. If anyone has lyrics to throw in the pot, post a comment or contact me however.