MOOP!

in no protickler hors d'oeuvre:

1. Do I need to dig up the web page about how to pee standing up if all you have on hand (so to speak) is female body parts? Don't make me, because I'll do it. >.>

2. Periods are evidence of bad design (thus disproving the whole God thing, unless you define God as "whatever arbitrary stuff we decide is true" which, sadly, is how they generally do it). More to the point, they seem to be uniquely human bad design. Harena seems to disagree with me about this, but, I mean, when did you last see a lady elephant buying "feminine hygiene" products? Or a lady wolf, bear, tiger, etc.

3. UTIs aren't scary enough for the authoritarian mindset. Eternal damnation is just about big enough to get through to them. Actually, I suppose after being threatened with that, anything else seems trivial. Your wife ran off with your best friend, your dog, your shotgun, and your pick-up truck? Hey, who cares -- at least you're not ETERNALLY DAMNED™.

4. I could comment on "boys have it lucky" and "girl bodies are stupidly designed", but it'll probably have to be a locked post -- mainly so my stupid relatives and ex-relatives can't make more drama about what I Put On The Internet.

Okay, I'm spent... [throws camera over shoulder]