AND YOUR MOTHER SENT YOU OFF TO COLLEGE!?!?!? How will you be expected to succeed in life if you haven't seen Blazing Saddles?!
The whole social fabric of your being is unraveling before your eyes, trailing pure golden threads of schnitzengruben through the quicksand, your heart lifted by Spanish balloons only to be weighted down with a shitload of dimes.
Yes. Come by at some point this summer. You poor dear.
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on 2009-04-30 06:30 pm (UTC)The whole social fabric of your being is unraveling before your eyes, trailing pure golden threads of schnitzengruben through the quicksand, your heart lifted by Spanish balloons only to be weighted down with a shitload of dimes.
Yes. Come by at some point this summer. You poor dear.