On a slightly less bitter note...

[sorcyress]

Quote of the Day:

"no wait, the fun reaction was when someone asked if I had had sex yet and I told them "No, but I've done enough single-player mode that I'm probably technically not a virgin any more"

I suspect they were trying to out-awkward me in a conversation. That was a mistake on their part"

Comments

[thirdbase.livejournal.com]

Used to tell people "I know the ins & outs of sex, but I lack the hands-on experience."

The reaction was always "hahaha.... wait... ummm... uhh.... hahaha!"

[thorog.livejournal.com]

You know what they say. Sex is like bridge.

[mommyrex.livejournal.com]

I sat here a full minute trying to figure out how sex is like a bridge.

Oh.

The next minute will be devoted to wondering how sex is like bridge.

[(Anonymous)]

If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

[mommyrex.livejournal.com]

Of course. :)

[stgreyhounds.livejournal.com]

I sat here a full minute trying to figure out how sex is like a bridge.

Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down?

[swingerzetta.livejournal.com]

It's more fun with other people?

[thorog.livejournal.com]

If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner!