Feh. "technology"
Apr. 24th, 2008 10:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sorcyress*greatly enjoys having interwob on the train*
*gets to the Big Blue House*
*Parties, which involves helping put down flooring and hanging out and stuff*
*Attempts to get on internet in the Big Blue House, which Vera's done before, thanks*
*fails utterly*
*gives up and hands her computer to the house tech guy*
*he fails utterly*
*calls her computer so many names she runs out and needs advice for more names to call her1
Soyeah. Uhm. I'm on a borrowed computer, with one of those weird ergonomic keyboards that's split in the middle and shaped funny and I'm typing something like...30 words a minute. Possibly less. I'm sure it's better for me in the long run4, but it's annoying right now.
Alsoalso, if you were talking to me last night and I vanished without any warning whatsoever, really, please forgive my rudeness. I was caught up in doing something5 and didn't realize that the train had made it to my stop.
'sall for now. *glares daggers at Vera*
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Ihaven't quite run out, really. I haven't called her a cunt yet, because I think that cunt is a particularily harsh sounding word2 and as such, I pretty much only ever use it on myself3.
2: It's the opposite of wordporn. Wordporn, of course, being words that simply flow out of your mouth and sound *beautiful* doing so. I keep a list file on Vera...if I were on her now I'd copypaste it. What I can remember is thus: Slut, kinesthesia, tertiary, diaspora, rhetoric, serendipitous, dichotomy, monogamy...
3: I save the words that are, to me, the worst, for myself. I will, on occasion call myself a cunt, which I don't do with anyone else, and I am the only person in the world who I call 'little girl', for all my calling everyone 'kid'. I actually have a bit of an essay on the latter, if anyone's interested, just give a holler and maybe I'll post it.
4: I'm not actually. I hunt and peck like there's no tomorrow. I just do it extremely quickly. But I'm sure my standard keyboard posture is terrible for me.
5: Where 'something' equals stabbing my clone in the chest. Twice. Ohhh, her revenge will be long and bloody and painful, but I swear it was for your own good, m'sweets! We had to get the Tiffany out of you, she's just...*shudders*
Actually, she's not bad. Crazy boring though. You're much more interesting and fabulous.
ETA: Hoshit,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jslove totally made internets happen. <3!
*gets to the Big Blue House*
*Parties, which involves helping put down flooring and hanging out and stuff*
*Attempts to get on internet in the Big Blue House, which Vera's done before, thanks*
*fails utterly*
*gives up and hands her computer to the house tech guy*
*he fails utterly*
*calls her computer so many names she runs out and needs advice for more names to call her1
Soyeah. Uhm. I'm on a borrowed computer, with one of those weird ergonomic keyboards that's split in the middle and shaped funny and I'm typing something like...30 words a minute. Possibly less. I'm sure it's better for me in the long run4, but it's annoying right now.
Alsoalso, if you were talking to me last night and I vanished without any warning whatsoever, really, please forgive my rudeness. I was caught up in doing something5 and didn't realize that the train had made it to my stop.
'sall for now. *glares daggers at Vera*
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Ihaven't quite run out, really. I haven't called her a cunt yet, because I think that cunt is a particularily harsh sounding word2 and as such, I pretty much only ever use it on myself3.
2: It's the opposite of wordporn. Wordporn, of course, being words that simply flow out of your mouth and sound *beautiful* doing so. I keep a list file on Vera...if I were on her now I'd copypaste it. What I can remember is thus: Slut, kinesthesia, tertiary, diaspora, rhetoric, serendipitous, dichotomy, monogamy...
3: I save the words that are, to me, the worst, for myself. I will, on occasion call myself a cunt, which I don't do with anyone else, and I am the only person in the world who I call 'little girl', for all my calling everyone 'kid'. I actually have a bit of an essay on the latter, if anyone's interested, just give a holler and maybe I'll post it.
4: I'm not actually. I hunt and peck like there's no tomorrow. I just do it extremely quickly. But I'm sure my standard keyboard posture is terrible for me.
5: Where 'something' equals stabbing my clone in the chest. Twice. Ohhh, her revenge will be long and bloody and painful, but I swear it was for your own good, m'sweets! We had to get the Tiffany out of you, she's just...*shudders*
Actually, she's not bad. Crazy boring though. You're much more interesting and fabulous.
ETA: Hoshit,
jslove totally made internets happen. <3!