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[sorcyress]

[Sorcyress] STOP TAKING SCREENSHOTS!
[Sorcyress] I DO NOT LOVE THEM!
[Sorcyress] OR YOU!
[MadKatter] BUT I LIKE THE CLICKY NOI-- WHAT
[HarenaOfWoozalia] oooh, screenshots of whaaat?
[MadKatter] NO HOW COULD YOU
[MadKatter] AFTER YOU CHEATED ON ME WHILE I WAS IN THAT COMA WITH MIGUEL
[Sorcyress] ...
[HarenaOfWoozalia] :O
[HarenaOfWoozalia] how COULD you, Sor???
[Sorcyress] 'kay, I'm lying, I totally love you
[HarenaOfWoozalia] hee
[MadKatter] But then how could you have done the diddly with Miguel, Sor? How?
[HarenaOfWoozalia] not ... not the diddly!!
[Sorcyress] Very simple. He put his peener in my vajeener. VAJEENER!
[HarenaOfWoozalia] :O :O
[MadKatter] D:
[HarenaOfWoozalia]
[MadKatter] ...
[MadKatter] D:
[HarenaOfWoozalia] not.. his peener.. in your VAJEENER????
[Sorcyress] Disclaimer: He did not actually put his peener in my vajeener. My vajeener is, and always has been, peener free
[HarenaOfWoozalia] and rightly so. *nods*
[MadKatter] But.. but did he put it in your ear? Did you hear what his peener had to say?
[HarenaOfWoozalia] :O
[Sorcyress] ....
[Sorcyress] PEENERS DO NOT GO IN SOR!
[Sorcyress] SOR-HOLES ARE NOT FOR PEENERS!
[HarenaOfWoozalia] Sor... how COULD you let him put it in your EAR???
[Sorcyress] NONE OF THEM ARE!
[MadKatter] THERE'S NOTHIN' FOR 'EM THERE
[Sorcyress] Har: He didn't! Katters is making up lies because I won't let her have...the shirt
[HarenaOfWoozalia] ...
[MadKatter] I am doing no such thing! It was Miguel! Miguel lied to me!
[HarenaOfWoozalia] not.. THE SHIRT?
[HarenaOfWoozalia] Rtizy, i mean, honestly
[MadKatter] He ... he said you got him prognant with Jason's half-chicken-embreyois
[MadKatter] Hey
[MadKatter] I wasn't done
[Sorcyress] Miguel is a slut and a liar! He is a lying slut!
[HarenaOfWoozalia] with half-chicken-emberyois?
[HarenaOfWoozalia] i bet they's really good deep-fryed
[HarenaOfWoozalia] with cheese *nods*
[HarenaOfWoozalia] and bacon
[MadKatter] How was I supposed to know that interrobang?! I've been in a COMA
[HarenaOfWoozalia] and chocklit
[HarenaOfWoozalia] and whipped cream
[Sorcyress] ...*ressurects and/or uncomafies you?*
[HarenaOfWoozalia] and maple syrple
[MadKatter] You already did that, Sor! Don't you remember? Just before you got...
[HarenaOfWoozalia] *eyes get glazed look*
[MadKatter] AMNESIA
[MadKatter] DUN DUN DUNNN
[MadKatter] *credits*

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