The saga of the CRIMINAL!

A/N: This entry is probably more entertaining if you like Homestuck. It's also very image heavy.

So, I have this awesome friend lex_of_green. In the month of December, Lex is frantically working on a secret sewing project, when two-thirds of the way through, it up and walks away!

But Lex squares thon's jaw, and says "FUCK YOU TOO UNIVERSE" and works doubletime to get the project finished. And announces it on Christmas day, with a request for my mailing address to send him to me.

I am, to be perfectly frank, ecstatic. Because holy shit, SOMEONE MADE ME A SENATOR LEMONSNOUT PLUSHIE HOLY SHIT! And in the course of comments, Lex mentions that his new owner is going to have to punish him extra hard to make up for version 1.0 running away.

I read this. I grin. The wheels start turning. I grin harder. The most horrible/best idea ever pops into my head. I grin so hard my face feels like breaking, and assure Lex that I will be *most* cruel. And that I'll take pictures.

These are those pictures.

( Everything is ridiculous and I love it! )

~Sor
MOOP!