What do you do...

What do you do when you have to walk a mile and a half in a downpour, and by the time you arrive, your jeans are soaked from the pockets down.

But your shirt is dry. And your flannel overshirt is dry.

Clearly, if you're as much of a headpants¹ as I, you turn it into a skirt, by wrapping it around your waist and attaching as many of the buttons as you can. And then, if you're really quite silly, when you get home, you notice that the sleeves *could* be tied at the waist (for added security) or they could be buttoned together, as a sort of sash.

Or in other words, I think I just made a kilt. Out of a flannel shirt. Out of, to be exact, my grey/black *goth* flannel shirt from Hot Topic.



Yes, I am _really ducking weird_, thanks for asking.

~Sor
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1: headpants, noun, polar opposite of an asshat, ie an awesome person. See here

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So, somewhere in the last three years, someone (I think Jeremy, but I couldn't swear to it) handed me a book entitled "Ruminations on College Life". It's pretty much completely hilarious, and I giggled my way through it tonight.

And then I checked out the dude's website. And started looking around at some of the other ruminations he's posted, post-college, and that didn't make it into the book. And I'll be damned if I didn't just find the source for what'll probably amount to a significant portion of that forward I posted the other day.

So fuck yeah Aaron Karo. You are a pretty cool dude!

~Sor
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