Well, see, I'm dead certain that masturbating will not give you hairy palms. (The jury's still out on blindness) I'm fairly certain that masturbating will not actually give UTIs, especially not if you pee afterwards. But I think if masturbation is going to cause *anything*, UTIs are more likely than blindness
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on 2010-07-15 10:57 pm (UTC)~Sor