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Psst! Wanna know a secret?
Alright, say you see me and I appear down or depressed or pissed off or something. The logical thing to do in this situation is to say something along the lines of "Hey Kat, are you alright?" Ocasionally I will respond with "I'm fine."
So, too increasingly often it seems, people decide that my saying "I'm fine" means only one thing:
KAT IS TEH CLINICALLY DEPRESSDZORS AND IS CUTTIN HERZELF IN TEH B/R'S OMGOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!1111one11!
This is not true. Cutting yourself in the bathrooms is rude and tends to leave blood all over the nice tile floor, which pisses off the custodians. Plus, cutting yourself SUCKS a LOT and really pisses me off if I find out you're currently doing so.
Now:
Oddly enough, when I say I'm fine, I actually mean...I'm fine! Or it means something along the lines of "Wow, I'm having/I had a really crappy day today, but theres nothing you can do about it so I'm not inclined to tell you anything." I tend not to share things with people, including why I'm pissed off at any given reason since I have a hard time explaining myself.
So. The moral of this story is the point I hope I've made...if you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well pai-I mean, asking me if I'm alright ONCE is acceptable. Asking me again after I tell you I'm fine for ANY REASON be it I look depressed, my significant other just broke up with me, I just got a really crappy report card, there's blood spurting from my eyeballs, etc...ANY REASON, will get you a glare and a mental tally against you.
When I rule the world, all the annoying people otherwise known as those who have pissed me off will be my personal slaves.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
Your Loyal Storyteller
MOOP!
So, too increasingly often it seems, people decide that my saying "I'm fine" means only one thing:
KAT IS TEH CLINICALLY DEPRESSDZORS AND IS CUTTIN HERZELF IN TEH B/R'S OMGOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!1111one11!
This is not true. Cutting yourself in the bathrooms is rude and tends to leave blood all over the nice tile floor, which pisses off the custodians. Plus, cutting yourself SUCKS a LOT and really pisses me off if I find out you're currently doing so.
Now:
Oddly enough, when I say I'm fine, I actually mean...I'm fine! Or it means something along the lines of "Wow, I'm having/I had a really crappy day today, but theres nothing you can do about it so I'm not inclined to tell you anything." I tend not to share things with people, including why I'm pissed off at any given reason since I have a hard time explaining myself.
So. The moral of this story is the point I hope I've made...if you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well pai-I mean, asking me if I'm alright ONCE is acceptable. Asking me again after I tell you I'm fine for ANY REASON be it I look depressed, my significant other just broke up with me, I just got a really crappy report card, there's blood spurting from my eyeballs, etc...ANY REASON, will get you a glare and a mental tally against you.
When I rule the world, all the annoying people otherwise known as those who have pissed me off will be my personal slaves.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
Your Loyal Storyteller
MOOP!
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I'm a stupid moron who deserves to be shot for using such crappy acronymic expressions! Look at me, look at me!
Well, ok, thats not quite true. If you want to get really technical, it's Oh my God, oh my God, what the fuck, barbeque.
~Sorcy
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If you haven't noticed, I tend to do that; asking over and over and over and...etc
Whom's him?
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I'm not the kind of person to share with the world very often.
~Sorcy
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Then walk away.
If they persist, threaten to poke out their eyes with a spork.
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You know, thats prolly against school rules...
~Sorcy
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~V~
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Oh dear lord. Signs you've been playing too much D&D: I actually took a moment to wonder how good an improvised weapon a taco shell could be...it's a good thing Billy rolls low.
~Sor
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I will also say 'Huh?' before my brain registers what you've asked.
Things like: "Are you ready to go?" "Huh? Oh. Yeah." happen way too often. And it irritate's my mom. She'll wind up not listening to the last part and repeat herself, then go off on a rant about always having to repeat herself.
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"Sor, are you alright?"
"I'm fine."
"...are you sure? There appears to be blood spuring from your eyeball."
"What the photon? Holy crap!"
"Shall I call an ambulance?"
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Ok, you can feel free to ask me again, but if I did know, I'll STILL probably glare at you.
~Sor
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~Sor
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In other news 'spurting' is a fun word.
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"AHMG'S!! THE BOOTS ARE SPURTING PICKLE JUICE!!!"
Maybe not...
~Sor
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And that'd be cool. If they were clean boots.
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~Sor
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It'd make a pretty good prank.
I may just have to set that up...
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You are an interesting and bizarrly wonderful person. Let me know when you manage to set that up, so I can steal your plans and make my own set.
~Sor
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1) Old boot
2) Large quantity of pickle juice
3) Hose
4) Sprinkler game, preferably that rocket thing I used to have (as it has a switch and a gauge on it, so you can spray as far as you want as much as you want when you want at the flip of a switch)
5) Place where it won't matter if you spray things with pickle juice, and also has a place for you to hide behind
I think... maybe set up the boot so it's on a box... so the hose goes under it...
Hmmmm
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You're so froody, it's not even funny.
~Sor
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Now, how to get the hose under the box and to me without people noticing it...
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Do it outside?
~Sor
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~Sor
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I will when you will.