Sorry Jarne, I know you wanted to be the one...

[sorcyress]

I lost my virginity last night!

Thats right folks! I have finally seen Rocky Horror Picture Show!!

With shadowcaptain!!

I saw Eldridge and his girl Leah, and Ninja-Kevin (senior techie my freshman year) was in the cast, so I go to harass him a bunch (heheheh!) and as people were leaving I ran into Amanda of the sharing birthdays with me. She saw me, and just sortof as an automatic response attmepted to cover herself up. Hehehehe! "Aren't you too young for this?"

You SKANK! And because we're curious, we must know...was it good?

The goodness started at elevenish when shadowcaptain and Elise came to pick me up. I quoff an energy drink, and Joe just sort of looks at me. "What's that for?" he asks. Complete blase deadpan, I answer "Oh, I'm losing my virginity tonight."

The look on his face...I wish I had a camera.

Me, shadowcaptain, and Elise pack out, and get there, get in line, and then the fun begins. I am promptly marked with a bright red "V" on my forehead, to mark me as a virgin (Which I was proud to wash off at the end of the night) , and one of the crew asks if I'd like to be a token virgin. Me: Yeah, sure! I'll make a fool of myself for the potential to win fabulous things, such as maybe a kiss from kilt-boy (zohmygawds hot).

We get to the theatre, and they drag me and the other two token virgins up onstage. They line the cast up along the back of the stage, and basically tell us "Arange them in your favorite sexual position."

Heh.

Well, given the oppertunity to harass NinjaKevin, I *HAD* to take it, and then of course there was the lovely 'lady' with her feather boa, and I needed one more thing...oh right, kilt-boi. Duh.

So apparently, Rocky Horror audiences really go for Yaoi Menage a trois's. Weirdos.

But I got a CD! And chocolate! And someone else got the kiss, so I didn't have to debate about cheating on my girlfriend.

And poor kilt boi. "I think that's the first time I've ever had to kneel in a kilt."

The night pretty much just got better from there. It was...Awesome. We couldn't throw stuff (*sad*) since the theatre was newish, but besides that it was ideal. ShadowCap knew more AP lines then just about anyone else there, which made sitting next to him a pleasure. And I need to go back many more times so I can learn them all.

And yeah. Completely amazing. I think the next one's in May. Oh ShadowCaptain!!

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

*throws several fits, two fish, and a refridgerator out the window*

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*stifles evil laughter*

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Come to Oakland with me!

[saberwing.livejournal.com]

zhang was there?

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Oh yes.

Hehehe...

~Sor

[jarne.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad you got to go! When I went, there was "interpretive dancing" that I was involved in and the security guard put me in a headlock and threatened to kill me while we were waiting in line.

You're no longer a virgin, go you!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

~Sor

[thorog.livejournal.com]

Tease....

One of these days I'm going to just buy some sort of ICBM from an ex-Soviet Republic state and launch it at or around your house. Partly because now I have sitting at the top of my friends page, as I sit here and check my lj in a public libr-

Dubya tee eff. There's two guys wiping condensation from the windows. They're standing on bloody tables in the middle of a goddamn library and wiping condensation from the windows, while people study two feet away. It's like some surrealist art exhibition where there isn't actually a painting, just two mimes discussing (using a combination of chalkboards and hand gestures) where the painting went, and rich people standing around pretending to enjoy and appreciate the show because they paid $2500 to get in here and they'd be damned if it looked like they weren't enjoying it.

Anyway, because apparantly it's important to enter into the spirit of the thing....*takes a step to the left*

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I take pride in the fact that I am a tease.

And Thorog, dahling. This is why we don't check LJ's in the library.
But you do it all the ti-
Hesh, you!

~Sor

[swingerzetta.livejournal.com]

I dunno, man, it all sounds rather frightening. While yaoi menage a trois sound rather intriguing, I think I'll stay a virgin for another few years thankyouverymuch.

besides, I hear it hurts the first time!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Oh no, it hurt very little. Although standing in line in my three and a half inch heels for fourty five minutes was...not fun. But it's all good.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Mark my words, should you visit, we will be masturbating.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Oh baby, oh baby!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Mutual masturbation!

Ooh, you should visit with Swing! Threesome!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Woo-woo!

~Sor

[angrysunbird.livejournal.com]

Well, you made me look.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

It's what I do best.

Well, ok, no it isn't. But it's fun!

~Sor

[astaereth.livejournal.com]

Fabulous teasing there.

I'm still a (RHPS) virgin... Heck, I've never even "masturbated".

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I've never masturbated either, but I plan on it before...I think may is when the Satanic Mechanics do RHPS again.

In April their doing Young Frankenstine. I am *SO* there.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you've never masturbated. That's like saying Britney Spears is a virgin.

[darkangelbella.livejournal.com]

That's not fair. Really not fair, I mean if anyone should have seen Kevin looking all Rocky Horror woo it should have been me!

*Sigh* I'll just have to be sure to go see it before I move to...... someplace not here but possibly Texas.

Anyway, YAY for you! And just the idea of yaoi menage a trois has earned you a pedestal in my mind for forever.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

YES!

The Satanic Mechanics are doing it in May, I believe. And I didn't get to see Kev all Rocky-ified. He looked saddeningly normal.

~Sor

[darkangelbella.livejournal.com]

I'll just have to demand that he be all Rocky-ified whenever I go to see it. He owes me big time for all the times I never used violence against his person (its one of those church things).

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*salutes*

If I see him afore you do, I'll tell him.

~Sor