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Every six months or so, I'll attempt once more to do the Big Paper Sorting Project.
Which, as might be guessed from the name, consists of taking all the papers in my room, sorting them out, and recycling as many as I can bear to part with.
All this really means for this journal is that I start posting weird collections of quotes and one liners and the like --words I want to save, on papers I want to recycle.
No, today is not going to be a big post. I just feel like giving you this:
The Rules:
1) Avoid Stupidity
2) No Wigwams
3) Boys are the stupidest thing to fight over. So are girls. Don't do it.
4) You are the most important person in your life
4a) Your happiness is more important to you than anyone else's
6) No dancing until homework is done
6a) If given the opportunity to shag Randall Munroe, TAKE IT!
Yeah, these are the ones that are pretty much set in stone. I do, in the back of my mind, occasionally mutter about breaking rule three, largely as it's been rule three since...ninth grade? Tenth? Maybe even earlier.
Oh, alright, one more glimpse into my strange and twisted mind:
Stuff I learned this year1
*Grasshoppers2 are *delicious*
*It's okay to cook things from scratch (and awesome)
*Work like a real person
*Bullshit is still the primary component of all essays
*Skirts rule!
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Freshman year of college --Aug2007-May2008
2: Not the bug. The drink.
Which, as might be guessed from the name, consists of taking all the papers in my room, sorting them out, and recycling as many as I can bear to part with.
All this really means for this journal is that I start posting weird collections of quotes and one liners and the like --words I want to save, on papers I want to recycle.
No, today is not going to be a big post. I just feel like giving you this:
The Rules:
1) Avoid Stupidity
2) No Wigwams
3) Boys are the stupidest thing to fight over. So are girls. Don't do it.
4) You are the most important person in your life
4a) Your happiness is more important to you than anyone else's
6) No dancing until homework is done
6a) If given the opportunity to shag Randall Munroe, TAKE IT!
Yeah, these are the ones that are pretty much set in stone. I do, in the back of my mind, occasionally mutter about breaking rule three, largely as it's been rule three since...ninth grade? Tenth? Maybe even earlier.
Oh, alright, one more glimpse into my strange and twisted mind:
Stuff I learned this year1
*Grasshoppers2 are *delicious*
*It's okay to cook things from scratch (and awesome)
*Work like a real person
*Bullshit is still the primary component of all essays
*Skirts rule!
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Freshman year of college --Aug2007-May2008
2: Not the bug. The drink.
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On October 19, 2005 (making him 6 years old), Benjamin came up to me and said, "I have to whisper something in your ear" and I say, "Okay" and he whispers (very solemnly):
"Life Goes On"
And there you have it!
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I believe that this is largely just because all those rules are ganked from other places, where they were that number rule in the list --the first three, especially, and I never grabbed a rule five.
But partially as my clone routinely skips the number five in his lists, and I might as well copy that trait.
~Sor
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~Sor
I dunno
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Robin's Rules. (http://en.hiddenfrontier.com/index.php/Lefler's_Laws)