Absurd Questions

[sorcyress]

Oh, new question for everyone. This is totally stolen, without permission, from a friend of mine:

You are now in a massively over-the-top action movie. Bad Guys(tm) have swarmed your place of work. They are opposite-your-alignment, they are numerous, and you must defeat them in hand to hand combat! Lives are at stake --the *world* is at stake. Given two minutes lead time to prepare, how do you kick all the ass?

(Yes, this is at least partially to find out where you lot are working these days.)

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Catching them in a red tape web and shredding them is an excellent plan.

That being said, I kinda like the image of a super bulky old computer monitor suddenly flying down the staircase and crashing into someone. It would be dramatic, at the very least.

~Sor

[blueeowyn.livejournal.com]

Even some of the desktop towers could do some serious damage.