Absurd Questions

[sorcyress]

Oh, new question for everyone. This is totally stolen, without permission, from a friend of mine:

You are now in a massively over-the-top action movie. Bad Guys(tm) have swarmed your place of work. They are opposite-your-alignment, they are numerous, and you must defeat them in hand to hand combat! Lives are at stake --the *world* is at stake. Given two minutes lead time to prepare, how do you kick all the ass?

(Yes, this is at least partially to find out where you lot are working these days.)

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[i-m-nobody.livejournal.com]

3 words. Delegate Delegate Delegate.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

And I presume you'll be doing important supervising-from-as-far-away-as-possible duties? :P

~Sor

[i-m-nobody.livejournal.com]

no no, just watching for advantage. A good deligator needs to be ready to step in to finish the job (hopefully almost finished by then, my time is valuable) if their minions aren't quite up to the task. I don't plan on running away, i just don't plan on fighting "fair" (or first). :-)