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Katarina Whimsy ([personal profile] sorcyress) wrote2011-08-16 05:11 pm

Absurd Questions

Oh, new question for everyone. This is totally stolen, without permission, from a friend of mine:

You are now in a massively over-the-top action movie. Bad Guys(tm) have swarmed your place of work. They are opposite-your-alignment, they are numerous, and you must defeat them in hand to hand combat! Lives are at stake --the *world* is at stake. Given two minutes lead time to prepare, how do you kick all the ass?


(Yes, this is at least partially to find out where you lot are working these days.)

~Sor
MOOP!

[personal profile] dhs 2011-08-21 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Given two minutes lead time to prepare

Fire up the generator. Make sure a fun assortment of power tools are plugged in and handy. Secure the plugs into the extension cords so that they don't come loose.

Prep as many of the battery-powered tools as there is time for as well.

Oh, and for a last resort, make sure I have a claw hammer in each side of my toolbelt.