sorcyress | (no subject)

Oof.

Took a break from all my lovely physics studying to work on my digital family tree.

Oddly enough, I appear to be done...for now.

Clicky!

It's in my devart account, which I don't aprticularily care for, but what can you do? Ain't it nice?

Notes/FAQ

*If you need to be on it and I was mind-blocking when I made it and therefore didn't actually put you on, then let me know and I'll fix that in the next version.

*If your name is Eric and you are, in all other aspects, essentially a concubine, but you don't have a number, then the logical thing for you to do is to pick a number to be your concubine number. You may be as difficult as you'd like (coffFISHcoff) as long as no one else has chosen that one.

*But wait Kat! Bernie, Joe, and Kyu all have the SAME NUMBER?! How could that be??
It's easy. Bernie and Joe have associated into the same person for me, and therefore they share the number. Plus, they were being difficult when I was originally trying to get the number from them, and so they have to share. So there. :p Also, if you pay attention, you'll notice that Kyu is actually OKat's concubine and not mine.

*Hey! Why is mom and OKat and you all big, but the rest of us aren't? Does that make me LESS SPECIAL?!
No, you gits, it just means you don't have as many majorly important connections. Or something. Naw, truth is I just like OKat better then the rest of y'all. And she's my duel-clone, so she gets major points for that. And Mom, is, of course, MOM! How could she *NOT* be on this?

*You forgot girl scout sisterhood. Therefore, Mom, and Marsha, and Aly, and KT, and Veronica, and you, and Blue, and Kawa, and Wolf, and Pickpocket, and CD should all be sisters too.
I forgot it on purpose. Look, it's already unreadable WITHOUT adding even MORE lines to it. Plus, what colour could I use? Green's taken. It's the same reason why concubines are just numbered, and not all connected to my concubine line. And it occers to me that Jernie and Boe and most likely Paul are all siblings. Probably Liam! too. *sigh*

*Which Liam is Liam!?

heptadecagram, of course!

*You spelled something wrong.
I'm sure.

* *GASP!* AHM'GAWDS, YOUR TREE IS FULL OF INCEST!!!!!11!!eleven!
...Yeah. I don't particularily care. Take it up with the incestuous ones.

Although, Blue really is one of mom's too. >.<;

I think thats all. Back to Phyzzi!^*

~Sor
MOOP!

*Yes I call it Phyzzi. I rename almost all my courses. Math is Maths (proper British way to do it) Physics is Phyzzi, German is Deutsch, English is Englilsh, and Advanced Composition is Ad Comp. Or ocassionally Adie Comp. But thats only when it's being super-cool NaNo characters who can project things into existence and date the wind!

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Interesting. I can only hope to be on this one day.

Heh. Yes. You can only HOPE to join the awesomeness that is the Cult of Dutton!

~Sor

How about I just become a concubine or a slave of sorts?

Sounds like a plan to me!

Pick a number, concubine-boy!

~Sor

Sorry dude, but nine's taken.

~Sor

*sniffles at not making the list*

*looks guilty*

I just don't know where to put you...I haven't got a place yet for brilliantly cool friends.

~Sor

Ah well. I shall just suffer terribly in the corner back here.

Hey, listen, her DAD didn't even make it on the list. So don't feel too bad!

Oh, sure, just go ahead and ruin my pity party with reasonableness!

//hugs her wife// Kat? We have a bit of a problem. I think I'm techincally someone elses (coughmyboyfriendscough) wife too....

Not necessarily a problem. Or does he mind? Did you ask?

//sheepsih grin// He had a bit of a heartattack when he heard about Dodge, but when I'd explained that Dodeg had been a water balloon he calmed down a bit...

*laughs*

Honey? I have six wives, several concubines, and a girlfriend/fiancee. I don't think theres any issues besides your boyfriend being too uptight.

~Sor

-438i√(.28937), please.

:D Hee.

I am not on the list, but I have a feeling that I would be the distant cousin, twice-removed (as in, they got me out of the house once, but then I came back and they had to throw me out again). You know, the family member they talk about in whispers, even when he's there.

The green line ... err, dark green line going between us makes it look like I'm your child, rather than the other way around.

I'm just wondering if there's something you're not telling me.

Does not! It leads from you to me, therfore making me your son.

...or something.

~Sor

But you're above me, making the line look like it goes from you to me, instead of me to you.

Yay, I'm on there! I feel connected to so many others!

I request alternate personalities be added to this chart. I will not rest until the family tree is merely a bunch of black, unintelligable scribbles!

I bet that's what version 1 was, and Sor got so confused she just threw it out.

...

How many alternate personalities DO you have?

That are important enough, I mean.

Oh dear.

~Sor