Old man status? Wild guess, you're what, thirty? Thirty two?

...thirty three in October. Yeah, okay, so you're older than all my complications but one. You still fall into my rule of relationships (since I simply can't manage half plus seven) and are closer in age to me than my mom.

And facial hair is totally fine, solong as there is no pornstachery involved.

((This is not necessarily saying that I'm going to come have sloppy make-outs sometime, but neither of the factors you mentioned make it a definite no. Or something.))

~Sor