A random meme, stolen from Katters

[sorcyress]

Ask me for “top five” lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.

Then if you feel like it, put this in your LJ.

These are all in no particular order, just my top five.

~Sor

Comments

[jarne.livejournal.com]

Top five sexiest actors/musicians/celebrity.
Because I simply MUST know.

[thestoryiswrong.livejournal.com]

oo thats a good one

i say peter sarsgaard as one of my top five...*points to icon* mmm sarsgaard

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

1) Johnny Depp
2) Weird Al
3) Cillian Murphy
4) Douglas Adams
5) Myself?

~Sor

[macaroniandtuna.livejournal.com]

::Shudder:: Cillian Murphy is creepy.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Eh, only as the scarecrow.

He's mindbogglingly beautiful when he's not activly being creepy.

He has good eyes. *shrugs*

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Pirates

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

1) Me
2) You
3) Black Kat (she's from this random pirate video game I've got...)
4) BunBun
5) The Flying Sphaghetti Monster

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware the flying spaghetti monster was a pirate.

I also wasn't aware I was.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

You're enough of a pirate...

Oh, I should have put katarina Sublime instead of me...hmmm...

And the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't, but he's cool, so thats all good...

~SOr

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Indeed. The FSM is very cool.

Hmm... I suppose hitchhikers (or *heh* tramps) are quite like pirates...

Just, without the ship and parrot. And booty.

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

F: Speak for yourself! I got plenty of booty before I was ... assigned to this new hell!

Ford, there *are* minors present. Watch what you say. Besides, there are different meanings for 'booty'.

F: Freedom of speech, dammit!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I think Ford was trying to refer to the different meanings. It's actually a rather clever pun.

And there aren't very MANY minors present.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

F: See? She got it! It wasn't horrid!

There are enough minors present.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Name three.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

You, Megan, RTC.

So there, nyah.

And if you refuse to see yourself as a minor, then Ryu.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*narrows eyes*

Have I mentioned you don't play fair?

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

And I am fairly certain that there are wolf cubs in the woods. Probably more minors beyond the woods. Need I go on, or have you been defeated most thoroughly?

[heptadecagram.livejournal.com]

Top five oceans.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

1) The Northern Atlantic, up near Maine
2) The Northernish Pacific, around Hawaii (despite never being there)
3) The MOOP!ian ocean, most of it really
4) The Nociana, located in between Dnal and Felaro
5) The Arrtic Ocean.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Animals (Including those of the extraterrestrial/mythical variety)

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

1) Babelfish
2) Dragonsnakes (And Dragons for that matter)
3) Reptiles, especially snakes
4) Cats
5) Wolves

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Nice choices

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Danke.

What're yours?

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Cats
Wolves
Dragons
Draiks
Uhh....
Gryphons

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Wish I could fit snakes on there. Oh, what the hell:

Mammals
Reptiles
Avians
Mythical beasts
Insects

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Thats horrid of you.

Cheater. :p

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I just know a loophole when I see one.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Loser.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

That hurt.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

O! Wounded have I been!

Such is mine fate, to be slayn by my beloved!

...Songspeak!

Sometimes my heart is as true as a dove
Sometimes my heart it betrays me
So i draw my sword for to fight for my love
But without a whisper she slays me

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Which song?

And you've barely been slain. Slayn. Whatever.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I've been slayn enough. Don't I get any comforting? It is your fault, after all.

And that was from a Garth Brooks song, Pushin' Up Daisies, which is responsible for half the stories I wrote in Computer Programming (Because, I'm Sorry, etc)