I'm not putting this behind a cut for you, nyah nyah...

[sorcyress]

I wrote this last night before I went to bed. This should clear up some stuff...

Start Transmission:0130 hours

Why do people ALWAYS assume they know exactly who I have a crush on? It's been going on since at least 7th grade, and I don't think anyone's ever guessed right. Ever. Plus, all these people teasing me about ASSUMED crushes just make me very certain that if I DO wind up with a crush on someone, the chances of my telling ANYBODY who it is are decreased to something approximating a 1 in a billion chance. Sorry folks, but I'm. Not. (That). Dumb. If I'm going to get teased for admiting the object of my current desires, why should I bother?

Oddly enough however, no one has ever acussed me of, guessed, or even TRIED to guess any of my female crushes. I wouldn't advise trying it though, I only currently have 1 and it's fading fast. Plus I'm most likely never going to see her again in our collective lives, so, whatever.

So, for the record:

A) I do not have any sort of love crush desire lust etc (except for the friendship kind) for a certain techie/sluggite heading off to collage. STOP INSINUATING I DO! Since I've returned from camp, I've had at least three people ask me and I'm getting a little tierd of it.

B) I am QUITE crush free at the moment. Enjoy your happy little romantic relationships, just keep me out of them since I don't give a damm.

C) In case you don't know by now, I'm expirimenting/bisexual. Meaning: I like girls about as much as I like boys. Maybe more.

D) I don't like boys very much.

E) Most of my closest friends at the moment have never teased me about relationships, never assumed I was interested in anyone, and, oddly enough, don't really seem that interested in finding a SO at the moment either. Think on that.

F) I don't have a significant other and I don't want one, mostly because I have no freaking clue what I'd DO with one. I am an introvert and an individualist and, while I'm happy that you've managed to find yourself that special someone, stop trying to hook me up.

G) I am not, in any capacity whatsoever, a slut whore prostitute skank wench ho etc. Surprising as this may seem, I don't engage in random acts of sex. Anyone who hasn't managed to figure that out yet probably doesn't know me very well. Anyone who implies that I am one of the above is going to get a very hard kick in the crotch. Male or female, it still hurts us just not as much.

H) Contrary to popular belief, I don';t actually get really Kiki-on-Pixie-Sticks hyper when I drink lots of caffinne. Mostly I just get a mild headache. Sugar on the other hand...

I) Tea is actually quite good, and I think I've had it more times in the past six six months then I've ever had it in my life. In the past six months I've met Bernie + Joe. Go. Figure.

J) I'm not writing this in pink, I'm writing this in light red. Get it straight.

(((It was dark and I wasn't feeling ambitious enough to find a working men or a sharpened pencil. I wrote the whole thing with orange and pink markers instead.)))

K) Oh good, I can stop now that we've gotten to the good letter. I'm going to bed now, goodnight.

End Transmission:0152 hours

~Sorceress/Kat

MOOP!

Comments

[unknown-techie.livejournal.com]

mmmm...teaaaaaaaaaa


tea is what i get up in the mornings for.

WARNING: PG-13 language/situations ahead.

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

Your mom might kill me for being this blunt...

You'll date if you want to. If you don't, you won't. Nothing wrong with either way of doing things. If people ask why you won't tell them who you like (if anyone) you can tell them plainly "every time I do, you tease me and that's annoying" since it's true. But that's cliché, after-school special, type advice...

Your lovelife (or lack thereof) is not your friend's business. Your schoolmates are just feeling insecure about their... umm... hormonal urges, and you're not. For some reason, though, they feel the need to make you feel as bad about your urges (or lack thereof) as they do about theirs.

When I was your age, I wasn't really interested in sex or dating either. At least not in me doing it. I was teased mercilessly because of it. People calling me "immature" and such. Not inviting me to parties, etc. (althogh there were other reasons for that) I just focused on doing what I was doing (schoolwork, TV etc) and tried to ignore them, which was rather unsuccessful for the most part. I eventualy got interested in doing those things, but it wasn't really until high school. And I didn't really start dating a "steady" BF until college.

As for what you do with a SO, well, you do the same stuff that you'd do with your best friend. You also sometimes do the "sexual" sort of stuff (kissing, making out, etc) with them that you wouldn't do with someone who was "just a friend"... Since you said you have no interest in doing that stuff, you don't need a SO.

I suspect you may change your mind about that in a few years, but maybe you won't. It's your decision, and you've put thought into it, so go with it. You can always change your mind later, after all...

Sounds like someone really pushed a few buttons.

[sildar.livejournal.com]

Or a few someones, or whatever.

It sounds like you've got a good attitude towards all of this, so bravo. Personally, I get rather irritated as well when people butt into my personal life uninvited.

It is good to vent, no?

[whispers]Deeeeeeaaaathhhhh[/whispers] Ehh, it's a Black and White thing. =>>=

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Sor, you are a wench.

wench Audio pronunciation of "wench" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wnch)
n.

1. A young woman or girl, especially a peasant girl.

Not that you're a peasant, but you are a young woman/girl, last I checked. Aren't you?

And, I'll have to remember that. "It's not pink, it's light red." Heeheehee...

[drama-angel3189.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but every get's some amount of teasing.

~V~

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I bet I know who you have a crush on!