Today's format stolen from Active_Apathy!

[sorcyress]

Dear self: I don't have room in my luggage¹ to pack pads². Seriously, could you have picked ANY OTHER TIME?³ Luv, Kat.

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In other news, I am an irresponsible fuck up⁴, and this is why we⁵ can't have nice things.⁶

~Sor
MOOP!

1: Actually, you can end the sentence right there. Yep. Fucking female-ness.
2: And tampons are icky. *shudders*
3: Especially with the convention, and the plane ride and the moving in, and you already KNOW I'm not going to be nice to you this weekend, come on.

4: I lost my drivers permit. I haven't even had it for a full week. Yes, I have looked in my pockets. And purse. And the car. And just about EVERY FRIGGING PLACE in this entire house. More ideas would be appreciated though.
5: We being 'me and the denizens'
6: Nice things being 'my drivers permit'

Comments

[leenah.livejournal.com]

sometimes i beg the fairies to return my stuff. it seems that sometimes my stuff just disappears.

it happened more often when i was younger. i suppose i'm now so 'in touch' with the forces of the universe that the fairies don't bother.

of course, saying that, the fairies are gonna kick my ASS.

my name is on my arisia id (same as lj). say hi if you see me?

[macaroniandtuna.livejournal.com]

Is it in your wallet? Ya never know.

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

Was hoping to see you when you were in town, but that didn't work out. Maybe I'll come visit you up there. I have goodies for you, too.

[thorog.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I can't have the rocket-powered pony?

[miriampenguin.livejournal.com]

... Have you checked the floor? That is classically where I've found things that aren't in their usual places. Either that, or on a random shelf where I've absentmindedly set something upon being distracted by something else.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I suspect nargles.

[harena.livejournal.com]

Have you looked there? *points*


(this has worked in IRC before (found Wiggy's keys and another time, his wallet, i believe. it's also tracked down something of Kitten's as well, but i forget what (or if that is actually an accurate assessment), so thought i'd give a go here))(only it did not work with Rtizy over IM but i daresay she's a special case)

(also, i'd go off on a rant about Those Darn Female Things but i'm sure you've seen enough of that about mine on my elljay so i won't fill your comments with samesuch^*)

(also-also, be glad at least that you weren't raised by a mum who brainwashed you into believing you don't deserve nice things and perpetuates this subtly even when you are an adult)

(also-also-also, i think we should lock my neg vox in a room with your voices in your head & see who comes out alive >.>)


^*Will just fill 'em with other mindless blathering, instead... o O (blather. i love that word. Blather. blatherblatherblather)(okay, i'm done now. f'reals. >.>)

[quanta-tangzan.livejournal.com]

*hug*

[leiacat.livejournal.com]

G'luck with the permit thing. (If all else fails, though, it's annoying but not impossible to get a replacement copy.)

I'm right there with you on the femaleness thing. Damn annoying at times. And yes, icky. (I stock a few for emergencies when the need grows greater than the ick, but it took me years of inconvenience to get sufficiently desperate to contemplate the notion.)