Today's format stolen from Active_Apathy!

[sorcyress]

Dear self: I don't have room in my luggage¹ to pack pads². Seriously, could you have picked ANY OTHER TIME?³ Luv, Kat.

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In other news, I am an irresponsible fuck up⁴, and this is why we⁵ can't have nice things.⁶

~Sor
MOOP!

1: Actually, you can end the sentence right there. Yep. Fucking female-ness.
2: And tampons are icky. *shudders*
3: Especially with the convention, and the plane ride and the moving in, and you already KNOW I'm not going to be nice to you this weekend, come on.

4: I lost my drivers permit. I haven't even had it for a full week. Yes, I have looked in my pockets. And purse. And the car. And just about EVERY FRIGGING PLACE in this entire house. More ideas would be appreciated though.
5: We being 'me and the denizens'
6: Nice things being 'my drivers permit'

Comments

[leenah.livejournal.com]

sometimes i beg the fairies to return my stuff. it seems that sometimes my stuff just disappears.

it happened more often when i was younger. i suppose i'm now so 'in touch' with the forces of the universe that the fairies don't bother.

of course, saying that, the fairies are gonna kick my ASS.

my name is on my arisia id (same as lj). say hi if you see me?

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I don't have fairies so much as gnomes. Seriously though, if I knew what to bribe them with, I would. As it is, I have done everything from search in truly rediculous places (This bunch of bananas! Ha!) to asking every single person who's IM'd me in the last 24 hours where it is, to taking my little lucky cat statue, tossing it in the air, and searching where the cat was pointing. Hell, I asked my actual cats but they were lazy and didn't show me.

In happier news, I totally will say hi if I see you. Sofar I have no clear concept of what I'll be doing, past "wandering around being enthusiastic"

~Sor