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Katarina Whimsy ([personal profile] sorcyress) wrote2007-12-31 02:31 am
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P.S:

The Katters looks like David Tennant.

I DO NOT.

TOTALLY do so. Especially about the eyes, and the hair. And stuff. She totally does.

I do not. I look nothing like Tenny. Nothing.

Cooooooourse you don't. Magus, what do you think?

jklnnj;

That definitely means 'no'.

You liar! I think he was refusing to make a decision in order to keep from offending either of the two beautiful ladies in this entry, one of whom looks like David Tennant. Hint: The one who looks like Tennant is not Sor.

Well, that's confusing, because if it's not me and it's not you then it must be Magus, but I thought he was a dude.

....Adams apple, dear. To the best of my knowledge, Magus is a male. Also, it's not me and it *is* you. Brilliance!

Adam's apples can be misleading, and I did just say I thought he was a dude. And it's clearly not me since I look nothing like Tenny. You're clearly insane. As for the brilliance, well, there is a fine line between madness and genius...

You look like Tenny. You look like the bastard love childe of David Tennant and Neil Gaimen, with Dylan Moran's hair.

See? Madness. Nothing you say can be trusted. Remember that, people! You're reading the deranged mumblings of a mad girl!

Oh yes, nothing *I* say can be trusted? Excuse ME, ms. Fiend of Vile Falsehoods. :P

Fiends? Bastard love children between actors and authors? Insanity.

We're all mad here and all that. And of course Fiend of Vile Falsehoods. It's one of your...how many is it? Four? titles. Why would it be a title if it wasn't true?

It's a part of my soiled reputation, of course. I can't get rid of it so long as people insist on referring to me by it.
And we're not all mad here. I just said that guy in the corner wasn't mad, like, today.

....The guy in the corner is made, in fact, of cardboard. Shocking, I know. And you won't get rid of it as long as it remains TRUE!

It's NEVER been true! And so long as he's made of cardboard he can't be insane. Anyways, I've explained this to you before: The prince of lies doesn't lie so why should the so-called fiend of vile falsehoods lie?

You used lie as a verb twice. It scans badly. HA ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION AS YOU WERE ASKING IT! WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW PUNK!?

(now she's babbling to the voices we can't hear.) Using lie as a verb twice is fine when I'm using it in the same example for two different subjects. Would you rather 'Why should the so-called fiend of vile falsehoods do so?' because then my sentences will likely become long, complicated, and verbose.

How about "The prince of lies doesn't lie, so why should the so-called fiend of vile falsehoods?' Also, you didn't close your parenthensees. Also, stop biting me. Also it is time for bed. G'night, all!

Did too! For the record: The Katters != David Tennant.

~Sor
MOOP!

Katters out.

[identity profile] swingerzetta.livejournal.com 2007-12-31 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey! she does! she's totally a female Tennant! Why does she think otherwise?

[identity profile] harena.livejournal.com 2007-12-31 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
i totally & wholeheartedly agree!

(She doesn't agree 'cause she's oogy about being madly in love with her reflection! Clearly.)

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea. Because she's insane, maybe?

~Sor

[identity profile] miriampenguin.livejournal.com 2007-12-31 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I can kinda see it, yeah. Then again, I often make those sorts of connections prematurely. It'll be:
Me: *sees a quick glimpse of someone on TV* "Hey! That looks like that person from that show*!"
Dad: "... Okay. Well, they both have blonde hair..."
Me: *waits and looks again* "... Nevermind."

*Usually 'Person' and 'show' are filled in with the names of actual people/characters and shows.

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
There's this great picture of Tenney looking all intense and pushing his hair back with one hand, which Katters does all the time. Pretty much every "You look like Tenney!" conversation we've had has begun because she was doing that.

~Sor

[identity profile] harena.livejournal.com 2007-12-31 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And of course Fiend of Vile Falsehoods. It's one of your...how many is it? Four? titles. Why would it be a title if it wasn't true?

i had totally forgotten about that one. Thanks for reminding me! ;)

*makes note*

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, you're welcome!

I only remember "Fiend of Vile Falsehoods" and "Crackers of the Pointy Tortilla Chips" right now. Oh! Oh, and "Ritzy the anti-strag".

I only have one title --"Demigoddess of Dance". 'sa damn good title though.

~Sor

[identity profile] harena.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
hee! i totally have to write those down somewhere 'cause i'll never remember 'em otherwise!

i.. i don't think i have ever been dubbed with title.. unless you count Poingy Ferret. ;)

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Poingy Ferret is an *awesome* title*

*gets her sword*

I hereby dub thee Sir Harena Atria, conqueror of yarn and poingiest of ferrets!

~Sor

[identity profile] harena.livejournal.com 2008-05-25 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
eeee! eeeee!

*poings about with bits of yarn trailing along behind her*

[identity profile] scooterbird.livejournal.com 2008-01-01 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Um, yeah, she does really look like David Tennant. If David Tennant was all female-like and such...but looking like, um, that. Yeah.

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
...female!Tenney would be the greatest thing ever, besides the fact that it already exists in my clone.

~Sor