Chuckle. After reading through the whole thing, the thing I have the urge to do is apologize to you for the "OMG, you're dancing GIRL?" comments I've made. I am sorry; I will attempt not to do that in the future. It was meant as a friendly tease--I'm actually aware that you do both. But if you don't know someone well, teasing is a dangerous thing, and it sounds like I missed the mark.

Beyond that: Neat, thank you for the extended musing on clothing.