Du yuoo remember zee Vunderlund/Peter Pun perty lest yeer? Deed yuoo lufe-a it leeke-a ve-a deed? Thees yeer, ve-a're-a hefeeng unuzeer greet perty! Thees letter ooootleenes zee beseecs ooff it:
Greeteengs Hoomuns,
It hes cume-a tu oooor Rubut Ooferlurd ettenshuns thet yuoo ere-a huldeeng a Med Sceeence-a zeemed cunfenshun veethuoot ecknooledgeeng zee fest lundscepe-a ooff emezeeng cuntreebooshuns tu med sceeence-a mede-a by yuoor Rubut Ooferlurds. Tu thees ind, ve-a hefe-a deceeded tu huld a [perty] vhere-a yuoo veell cume-a und leern ebuoot zee emezeeng instunces ooff yuoor Rubut Fureuferlurds.
Ve-a hefe-a demucreteecelly ilected hoomun representeteefes tu hust zee perty. Pleese-a shoo yuoor unsverfeeng luyelty. Ell yuoo need tu du is shoo up (ettendunce-a is mundetury) und hefe-a [foon].
Seegned, Yuoor Rubut Ooferlurds
Suoonds emezeeng, duesn't it? Throoeeng a perty is a beeg choonk ooff vurk, und is deffeenitely a cummooneety iffffurt. Oooor perty lest yeer ves su greet becoose-a ooff cuntreebooshuns frum peuple-a joost leeke-a yuoo. Hoo yuoo cun help:
Dunete-a muney tu zee coose-a! Muney veell be-a used tu booy reffreshments und decureshuns tu meke-a zee reeght etmusphere-a. Duneshuns cun be-a sent thruoogh peypel tu vetermuseeec [et] gmeeel [dut] cum, oor yuoo cun cuntect me-a in persun et zee seme-a i-meeel eddress. Ifee $10 gues a fery lung vey. Dunurs veell be-a poobleecly thunked et zee perty.
Fuloonteer fur us! I-meeel me-a su I cun get in tuooch veet yuoo et zee cunfenshun. Zeere-a veell be-a reffreshments tu set up, decureshuns tu hung, und infeeteshuns tu spreed oooot ebuoot zee cunfenshun.
Shoo up und breeng yuoor freeends! Reelly, it's zee peuple-a vhu creete-a zee perty, und ve-a cun't du it veethuoot yuoo. Keep un iye-a oooot fur zee ruum und teeme-a, und zeen shoo up! Thees is fery speceefficelly un elcuhul-und-luood-mooseec-free-a perty. Ve-a vunt peuple-a ooff ell eges tu meet iech oozeer und hefe-a a guud teeme-a!
Oooor iffffurt is tu lefeesh ettenshun und resuoorces oon ifeneeng ifents geered tooerd inclooseeun, tu prufeede-a elterneteefes tu zee mure-a ixclooseefe-a und 'edoolt' zeemed perteees. Pleese-a sooppurt us in thees indeefur.
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