Why steal your ice cream? The only difference between your ice cream and normal ice cream is that you have been eating it. If she wishes to deprive you of ice cream, it would be more effective to steal your wallet. Ergo we conclude that she wants icecream, mid-you-eating-it, itself. Three possible explanations present themselves; 1) Sor wants your DNA to make a targeted missile 2) Sor wants your DNA to make an army of clones 3) Sor is training an attack stegosaurus, responsive to you, for your birthday. Now, I think we can exclude 1) on observation since Sor really likes you and is unlikely to blow you up. An army of clones is generally constructed with the goals of mass brute force in mind. This gives two options: get DNA from the nearest bodybuilder or gridiron player, of which I don't belieeeeve you are either, or use your own DNA, so that you can hide amongst your minions when the mob with pitchforks comes and also to guarantees loyalty and parallel ideals among your army. Thus, your DNA is unnecessary for this objective unless further nefarious plots of which I am unaware are in play. This leaves 3), which seems perfectly plausable to me. However I have yet to test this hypothesis, so I advise you don't get your hopes up too much incase of disappointment later.
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Why steal your ice cream? The only difference between your ice cream and normal ice cream is that you have been eating it. If she wishes to deprive you of ice cream, it would be more effective to steal your wallet. Ergo we conclude that she wants icecream, mid-you-eating-it, itself. Three possible explanations present themselves;
1) Sor wants your DNA to make a targeted missile
2) Sor wants your DNA to make an army of clones
3) Sor is training an attack stegosaurus, responsive to you, for your birthday.
Now, I think we can exclude 1) on observation since Sor really likes you and is unlikely to blow you up. An army of clones is generally constructed with the goals of mass brute force in mind. This gives two options: get DNA from the nearest bodybuilder or gridiron player, of which I don't belieeeeve you are either, or use your own DNA, so that you can hide amongst your minions when the mob with pitchforks comes and also to guarantees loyalty and parallel ideals among your army. Thus, your DNA is unnecessary for this objective unless further nefarious plots of which I am unaware are in play.
This leaves 3), which seems perfectly plausable to me. However I have yet to test this hypothesis, so I advise you don't get your hopes up too much incase of disappointment later.