I have committed FIC!

[sorcyress]

A/N: Harry Wilhelm is one of mek's characters. He's a reporter. Terrible things happen to him.

I decided to write a fanfic. YAY!

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HARRY WAS HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER

HE WENT TO THE BAR

THERE WAS A CHICK WITH BLONDE HAIR AND A RED DRESS

HI
SAID HARRY

HI
SAID THE GIRL
CAN I BUY YOU ALL THE BOOZE?

YES!
SAID HARRY

THEN THEY HAD SEX!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

THIS IS A GOOD DAY
SAID HARRY!

THE END????????????????????

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Did you like it? Did you did you did you?!

~Sor
MOOP!

ETA! THERE IS A SEQUEL!

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HARRY HAD A GOBLET OF PONIES!

YAY
SAID HARRY

WOULD YOU LIKE ONE
HE ASKED SOR

YES!
SHE SAID

THEN SHE HAD A PONY!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!


BRIEFLY
UNTIL THEY ALL DIED OF TUBERCULOSIS

I TOLD YOU SO
SAID HOUSE

THE END