An even more complicated story, and far too long for this footnote <-- isn't that what it says?

Also, ohhh yes! :D Cutting up my library card up rightaway! I've been on lots of boats*, I must be good at sailing. Also, I make damn good gingerbread.

*By which I mean hardly any boats. I did once sail from the university to the antigua boatsheds in an inflatable rubber boat with my dad. And I tried to repeat the expedition later with my friend Tehnuka but unfortunately we only made it as far as Mona Vale due to a) low river levels b) leaks in the boat c) waterfalls. Mostly b), to be honest.