Secondly: What would you do if I asked you out on a date? I realized it's not a very "me" action, and I wanna know.

Hmm... depends on how you asked me.

Online:
"Err... Sor, I think you may have me confused with someone else. See, there's that whole twothousandsomemiles between us and all..."

To my face:
"Sure! Where do you want to go? Movies? Dinner? Your house for some video gaming?"