I will note that number 9 ought to carry the caveat "unless they've asked you to". (Speaking from having dated someone who really liked being woken up by sex.) That gets into the whole fuzzy area of exactly when consent has to be granted, which gets rather complex, so I think I'll just leave it at that.

For what it's worth, when I walk you home, my reason is to get to spend more time with you, not to protect you (though that may be a side effect, of course).

And yeah, imperfect worlds suck.