Seems to me like having sex with yourself would inherently be the best sex ever, as nobody knows what you like better than yourself. ::Shrug::

Pain is not sexy Aha, but there's where you're wrong. Pain most certainly is sexy, at least physiologically (which can of course be blocked by the psyche). Pain releases endorphins, which cause good feelings, etc. etc. I don't think I need to go on.

There's far too much sex in this comment. Goodness.