Jesus Christ. When did you get old an' stuff? Or maybe it's vertigo who's 13. Or maybe she's 14 now. It's all very confusing.

*is 19, which, he figures, is two years to old*

And no, I don't know why you thought I was a gnome, or a raisin. Although I used to hang out with a kender (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kender) at one point.