I've never quite figured out what exactly I'd do if there *was* an axe wielding madman just standing behind my door. Scream?)

(Oh god, I am freaking myself out more, this is bad)

Hahaha, I sympathize so much. Every time I would start a new night security job, I would start imagining all the scary things that could happen. Then, to try to calm myself down, I would think of ways to deal with them. (Where to hide? Where to run?) Which just scared me even more.