'Today was pretty good, despite me bombing a test in math. (forgot that you have to SQUARE the second b in the quadratic equation. GodFuckShitDamm.) At lunch I hung out with PexPaul who's apparently in my B days lunch shift. He wanted to know if it was abnormal to set you're pants on fire twice. The problem is, in his group of friends, it's not.

He also wanted to know about weather or not people were considered firearms. We're not going into this one, lets just say it was REALLY perverted, and leave it at that.'

heh...yep.

I do believe that from now on your B-day lunch shift shall be the most interesting and unique part of your school day :-)