I'll admit it, the first thing I thought of when I heard the phrase "poppin' pussies into pies" was that it had to be something XXX-rated.

That's no normal chair! That's Sweeney's RAPE THRONE. He had to make it himself because it's very hard for you to order RAPE THRONES!

And yeah, I take back my earlier comment, since I checked ff.net (because I make bad decisions) and people are writing Todd/Anthony rape fic. TODD/PIRELLI IS NOT FAR OFF although we all know the King of Todd Slash is clearly Stage Sweeney/Movie Sweeney.