Swing: One last thing, "fucking" would be an awsome middle name.
Me: ...It totally would
Me: "Hello, my name is Swinger Fucking Zetta. Pleased to meet you."
Swing: Or after I did something dramatic. That's right. I'm Swinger Fucking Zetta, bitch!

(Swinger Zetta subbed for his realname, in order to prevent stalkers. Stalkers of AWESOME!)

~Sor
MOOP!